What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?